>> yeah this runs on a server in my house
MICROMOUNTAIN
CLOUD
BUILT ON BARE METAL. NO EXCUSES.
# who is this guy
name Rodney // one dude, Hinton AB
server Dell R730xd in my house. yes really.
pipe 1Gbps — not residential, not shared
background cannabis ops + sysadmin
status open for business
VIEW SERVICES GET IN TOUCH
01
HOSTING & COMPUTE
🖥️
BARE METAL VPS
your stuff runs on real physical cores in a real server. not a slice of a slice of somebody else's overloaded box. you actually feel the difference.
DEDICATED CORES ECC RAM NO OVERSELL
☁️
MANAGED VMs
proxmox underneath, full root access on top. spin something up, break it, whatever. and if you actually need help you're texting me, not submitting a ticket to nobody.
PROXMOX FULL ROOT CANADIAN DATA
🌐
WEB HOSTING
static sites, wordpress, whatever. cloudflare out front, my box behind it, ssl just works. and nobody here is gonna read "cannabis" on your form and quietly pull the plug.
SSL CLOUDFLARE CANNABIS OK
🔒
INDUSTRY-FRIENDLY HOSTING
AWS has done it. Google has done it. Azure has done it. they just delete your account and wish you luck. i'm not doing that. canadian jurisdiction, and i actually want your business.
CANADA CANNABIS FRIENDLY NO DEPLATFORM
56 CPU THREADS
1TB+ MAX RAM
1Gbps UPLINK
R730xd PLATFORM
02
CANNABIS INDUSTRY

big cloud providers see a cannabis business and their lawyers start sweating. so they just drop you. sometimes with a warning, sometimes not. your site goes down, your data is frozen, good luck.

i spent years working in cannabis before any of this. i know how chaotic it gets in a store. i know what happens when tech fails on a busy friday. i know the industry from the inside, not from reading about it.

that's not something you can just put on a website. i've actually been there.

>> STUFF I ACTUALLY GET
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GETTING DROPPEDyour host reads "cannabis" and panics. i don't.
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COMPLIANCE SOFTWAREi know how important it is for your systems to stay up. downtime is not an option.
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PAYMENT PROCESSOR CHAOSwhen your processor bails your internal tools still need to work. i can keep that running.
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GETTING GOUGEDcannabis tech vendors charge double because they know you're stuck. now you're not.
03
SYSADMIN & NETWORKING
INFRASTRUCTURE
Linux (Debian/Ubuntu)90%
Proxmox VE85%
Dell PowerEdge Hardware88%
Storage / RAID80%
NETWORKING
Cloudflare (DNS, Tunnels, WAF)85%
Nginx / Reverse Proxy78%
VLANs / Firewalls75%
VPNs / Tunneling80%
CANNABIS INDUSTRY
Retail Ops90%
POS Systems80%
Compliance Infrastructure80%
Industry Knowledge90%
04
ABOUT RODNEY
⛰️
RODNEY
FOUNDER // SYSADMIN
📍 HINTON, ALBERTA 🇨🇦

hey i'm Rodney. it's just me. no team, no helpdesk, no ticket system. you got a problem you're texting me directly and i'm probably already looking at it.

i came up in cannabis before i got into any of this. so when a brand rep walks in and their POS is down and the wifi is garbage and everything is on fire, i know what that feels like. i've been that guy on the floor. that matters more than any cert i could show you.

the server is a Dell R730xd and it's in my house in Hinton. yeah. i'm not gonna dress that up and call it a datacenter. it's real hardware on a real business line and it's not going anywhere. half the VPS guys you've used were running on AWS anyway and just not telling you.

HARDWARE
Dell R730xd
LOCATION
Hinton, AB
NETWORK
1Gbps Business
TEAM SIZE
1 (me)
05
GET IN TOUCH
JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL
>> no forms, no chatbots, no sales funnel. just rodney.
📧 rodney@micromountain.cloud 🌐 micromountain.cloud